the [MUSIC] in me. {open}

[reid callahan.]

REIDGASM: asklfnaklsjbfhkljasfsdg
REIDGASM: i'm bored.

[evian springs.]

heineken.monkiee. has just signed on.

heineken.monkiee.: how's it going, reidster?
heineken.monkiee.: feels like a million years.

[reid callahan.]

REIDGASM: maybe it was a million years.
REIDGASM: what are years, anyways?
REIDGASM: jaykay, jaykay. haha.
REIDGASM: haiiii eviiii.
REIDGASM: how are you?

[evian springs.]

heineken.monkiee.: of course reid, you give me REIDGASMS.
heineken.monkiee.: i'm doing the usual, drink and talking to you.
heineken.monkiee.: i miss you, alot.
heineken.monkiee.: btw: do you know someone named reece?
heineken.monkiee.: years are old things that make you geezers.[/size]

[reid callahan.]

REIDGASM: please, i give EVERYONE reidgasms.
REIDGASM: it's like a reidorgy. it's mad.
REIDGASM: haha.
REIDGASM: that sounds funnnnn. reece?
REIDGASM: through association, yes. i've heard of him at least. why?

[evian springs.]

heineken.monkiee.: that sounds sexy, reidiie.
heineken.monkiee.: wanna come over?
heineken.monkiee.: well we were in teh dinning hall. i was like touching and feelin. yah know, i was being touching-feeling.
heineken.monkiee.: that's how i know the guy.[/size]

[reid callahan.]

REIDGASM: it was definitely secksyyyy.
REIDGASM: you misse out on the partayyyy.
REIDGASM: yeah, totals. partaryy time now, then. roflll.
REIDGASM: sounds like you, haha. no offense. xD he's cool, i'm pretty sure
REIDGASM: surely you can tell if he's good-- i trust your judgement. xD

[evian springs.]

heineken.monkiee.: my judgement?
heineken.monkiee.: remember, how shockes you were when i was sleeping around.
heineken.monkiee.: zomg. reid, you're still the "secksiest". lmfao.
heineken.monkiee.: and i wuff you. [/size]

[reid callahan.]

REIDGASM: yeah, well, i guess you get used to that kind of thing. xD
REIDGASM: haha, i dunno. it was just weirddddddd. so sue meee.
REIDGASM: durr durrrr. es muy...feo? tehh. i think that's right.
REIDGASM: i actually probably just called myself ugly, but that's why i never did well in espanol.
REIDGASM: whatevs, i luff you homes.

[evian springs.]

heineken.monkiee.: What kind of thingiies? I don't mean a penis, by the way. lmfao.
heineken.monkiee.: I'll sue, for a soda. Kaay? Why were you shocked? Did you expect me to driveee a Barbie jeep my whole life? VRRRROOOM! I'm a Barbie girl....
heineken.monkiee.: Gawd, I don't even understand anglais, nonetheless spanish.
heineken.monkiee.: I should throw a partaay! A wild-child Evian one! We shall plan![/size]

[reid callahan.]

REIDGASM: penis? where the fuck did those come into this conversation?
REIDGASM: rofllll. you're one crazy mofo, do you know that?
REIDGASM: but a barbia mofo. a barbia girl in a barbia world. expcept i'd rather not brush your hair and undress you everywhere.
REIDGASM: totally. partayyy time. i can see it now. it's gonna be sick.
REIDGASM: you actually have to go through with it, because i need a good party, yo.

[evian springs.]

heineken.monkiee.: Weeeel, we both like penis. Except for small and icky ones. Are you still a virgin? No offfeeenses!
heineken.monkiee.: No way, are touching me in a sexual sensual way, even tho you are a hawttie. My hair knotty, it'd break your brush.
heineken.monkiee.: I got connections for kegs. D.J. connections are in already. We need more ideas.
heineken.monkiee.: Do you know any great guys? For me? SOMEONE, who's good for me? Other than yourself. You've drugged me up, with your sexaay nice guy thing. So tsk tsk. SHAAAME![/size]

[reid callahan.]

REIDGASM: enough talk about penisssssses. might make someone a bit HORNAYYY. (-cough-evian-cough-)
REIDGASM: anywayss. you know i am =] i'm a good little boiiii. lawllllz.
REIDGASM: i'd rather not, no offense. you know the songgg! hellooo, get in touch with your inner innocence and remember the barbie girl songgg.
REIDGASM: haha. keggss? wellll, count me out. roflll. jaykayyyyyy. haha. i'm still there.
REIDGASM: guys? for you? chhhhh. rightt. loll, jaykay. but i don't know many guys. except for the one i wanttt. and reece for you, cause you talked about himmm to me. but otherwise i'm no help xD

[evian springs.]

heineken.monkiee.: You still didn't answer the virgin question!
heineken.monkiee.: I wuff them, I'm way too HORNAYY! Announce it to the world.
heineken.monkiee.: Innocence? That word is icky. I'll wear white and not smoke for the day, kaay?
heineken.monkiee.: Keg Parties are awesome. 'Cept you're too innocent. roflll. They're comming tommorow.
heineken.monkiee.: Well, I met this guy, his name is Ollie. Wah-oot. HE"S A SECKSAY ONE![/size]